Oppai... it's a very interesting word. Recently I've been having interesting encounters that are predominantly about these interesting female "appendages."
Case 1: Sundays I teach basic English to a 5 year-old Japanese girl. Somewhere around the middle of the lesson she bursts out, "Your oppai are big!" (in Japanese) I ignore it and try to get her to keep going on the lesson. Nope, wasn't gonna happen. She turns around, looks at her mother and says, "I think yours are bigger than my mom's." By this time I'm very red and her dad is scolding her... even at the end of the lesson she once again said "Sensei's oppai are big" to her mom.
***embarrassing***
Case 2: Last night was the end of season girls' drinking night. Yup! All the kendo girls, after practice, went out and got pissed. At the beginning, my 2nd year group was kind of segregated from the rest... talking amongst ourselves. Then I moved, and my friend Shivani followed, to near our favorite girl captain, Toda. Now, this is dangerous... Toda loves to talk oppai!! Well... we did more than talk... we took silly pictures that mostly featured oppai... and we all (I'm embarrassed to admit), in our drunken states, felt each others oppai. Toda is not well endowed and expresses her jealousy of my rather ample endowment. I try to tell her they get in the way and are a pain in the ass, but somehow I am not able to convince her.
What is the magic of the oppai?? Seriously. I'd love an answer!
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